Un-seriously

Grumpy

2010-04-03T17:34:00.001+08:00

Sometimes when I'm angry with my dog, I'll flip him off.

That thoughtless bugger!

I Promise

2010-03-25T11:23:00.000+08:00

I promise to never resign before I get a new job.

Exercise

2009-12-11T21:53:00.002+08:00

1) What is the colour of Vitamin C?

2) How long is 5cm?

I like this

2009-09-05T22:02:00.008+08:00

Lose-lose situation?

Hollow

2009-08-27T10:13:00.000+08:00

When my FYP presentation is done, I'll look deep inside me to find that it's hollow.

Haha, I must be really privileged to have time for such contemplation.

Kao Jangan Kurang Ajaorrrrrr kat akku

2009-07-15T23:25:00.000+08:00

k: adult are quite a bunch of farkers
k: haha
f: agree
k: i should blog about that some day
k: haha
f: its ok for adult to be rude at young people
f: but not ok for the other way around
f: hoho
k: u told me that b4
k: =p
f: really ah
f: coz i experience it quite alot
f: lol
k: hahaha
k: tell them "Jgn kurang ajar... ye" next time
k: haha
k: Kao jangan kurang ajaorrrrrrr
f: i'll have no home to return to then
f: lol
k: haha

Relationship Status

2009-06-10T21:02:00.003+08:00

Relationship status: It's not complicated

Complicated? Consider simplification.

Why do you choose me?

2009-06-03T14:49:00.002+08:00

Gf: Why do you choose me?

Bf: Hmm.. Must I answer that?

Gf: YES.

Bf: You happened to be there at the right time.

(The roles of Bf and Gf above are interchangeable.)

The Best King

2009-02-25T10:39:00.002+08:00

Wise Guy = WG
Average Joe = AJ

WG : My ambition is to conquer the world, and rule the people with great wisdom, love and compassion.

AJ : Woa, pretty awesome.

AJ : But sometimes, to be loving and compassionate requires us to give people the freedom and independence to try their own ways, make mistakes and learn from them.

WG : Oh~

WG : So... I don't have to rule the world to be loving and compassionate?

AJ : I don't think so.

WG : Owh... Ok... =(

Captivation

2009-02-21T00:12:00.003+08:00

At Asoka 'mamak shop'..

Cw: The way she looks at her... there's electricity man.

B: Electrons are flying around.

(Laugh)

Cw: Maybe we can put a battery near her, and it will be charged.

Yw: Shit ler, the way she looks at her is as if there's no other guys at this place.

Hahahaha..

It sure was good laughs although it was out of mischievous jokes.

"Your captivated looks make your already captivating looks even more captivating."

We can't help it, they were sitting in front of the television. I mistaken NBA Live as football.

Hahahaha

Nine month

2009-01-14T21:14:00.002+08:00

I'm starting to find Level 3 to be tough.

Not because of the studies and assignments. But for some mental and emotional reasons.

I don't see why I can't bear with this. After all, it will only be nine months.

Even a baby can be produced in nine months, I don't see why I can't get through this.

Scrabbled Dream

2008-11-06T15:08:00.001+08:00

I dreamt of a friend playing Scrabble with me. On my hand, there were 'Z' and 'O' and other characters. As I was trying to look for an opportunity to place the word "OOZE", she got pissed off.

It was a strange dream. All dreams are strange.

I don't know why she was pissed off. Maybe, placing the word "OOZE" is going to make her lose. I think the dream is trying to tell me that I should never beat her if we were to play Scrabble.

Maybe she doesn't like the word "OOZE".

Hey... I can earn a lot of points from that word, alright.

Boil some water

2008-10-24T21:53:00.002+08:00

We were talking about the actor in Transformer, who also acts in Eagle Eye...

b says:
ya he's very emo wan,at the same time funny

kzken says:
haha
kzken says:
the actress in transformer...
kzken says:
'panas'
b says:
oh for sure
b says:
she's a kettle
kzken says:
haha

A Knight's Move!

2008-09-20T11:00:00.003+08:00

I was shading the columns of the frame format defined in SONET's technology, when I found that a knight's move can lead to every single column!

Try drawing a grid and shading a random column, and continue shading the subsequent columns whereby the next column is a knight's move away.

Our objective is to shade all the columns. It'll be fun.

A business student as a father

2008-06-24T21:37:00.002+08:00

Father:
Son, let's go destination A for a walk.

7-year-old son:
But mommy said destination B.

Father:
Let's do a SWOT analysis to decide.

In Support of RPK

2008-05-07T08:31:00.000+08:00

Atlantuya's murderers should be brought to justice.

A blog on Math

2008-03-29T10:16:00.002+08:00

I've started another blog - youmightwanttoknow.blogspot - which is mainly about Math. It will be a place for me to express and share some mathematical understanding. : ]

Wl (male): There is this book which is very successful... It was a collaboration of...

Wl: There's also this chapter, "How to find happiness?"

Lj (female): Huh? How to find penis?

(.....)

Cw: Happines! Not penis!

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Project Triangle

2007-12-07T11:19:00.000+08:00

I was reading about project management and I came across this web page. Here

New Jusco

2007-12-03T23:37:00.000+08:00

Cw: Hey, chicks in black (shirts).

B: (Turned to look.)

Cw: I think they heard us.

B: It's only you.

haha

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In Incovar...

Cw: Wait, hold your pose. Let me take a picture with my 8 megapixel phone.

C: (Holding her pose.)

Cw: ('Take' her picture with my Nokia 1100.)

2007-10-01T00:08:00.000+08:00

Cw: I think I might have grown backward, instead of growing forward.

Mc: In what sense?

Cw: Emotionally.

Mc: That's very general.

Cw: Cos I'm not providing you with the details.

Mc: I know.

Mc: Maybe you should work harder.

Cw: In what sense?

Mc: Emotionally?

Cw: That's very general.

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That's one potentially pissifying conversation. It's funny..

Buy something

2007-09-22T23:20:00.000+08:00

Sms

Cw: U free today? I thought of asking u to teman me buy something. =]

Yw: Sorry, cannot eh. Work from at clinic from 1 to 9 everyday except Fri. Buy what? If condom, must buy yourself.

....

Cw: If buy condom, I'll make u buy. Malu ler. Clinic got sell condom right? Haha

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B: I'm going to teach Travor (his dog) how to use Streamyx. Then he can surf 'Animal Planet'.

Cw: Animal porn.

Organically

2007-09-04T19:43:00.000+08:00

Wk: B, your mom is a vegetarian right?

Cw: No ler, his mom eats fish. Just that she only takes organic food.

B: Yea, she's an 'organic-tarian'.
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Cw: There's actually organic chicken.

??: Yea, they feed the chicken with vegetable.
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NOTE: The timings of the posts here are inaccurate. But I'm too lazy to set it right.

Secret (Spoiler ahead)

2007-09-03T14:50:00.000+08:00

printf("Secret");

While Kay was doing his C programming assignment, he accidentally wrote several lines of codes which can bring him back to two years in the past. He named the codes "Secret". He was brought back two years when he executed the code for the first time.

The first person he sees upon returning to the past will be his destiny. There, he saw Rain!

~ Scene 1 ~
Rain: What were those codes I saw you typing the other day?
Kay: Na shi... bu ke yi suo de mi mi. (That is... a secret which cannot be told.)

~ Scene 2 ~
Rain: You like doing programming with one hand, don't you?
Kay: So that my other hand will be free to hold yours.

~ Scene 3 ~
Kay: I'll write you codes on graduation.
Rain: =) Then it's a promise.
Kay: =)

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Darn it. I shall stop programming and start learning piano. Just in case.. if there's a girl who time travels looking for me.

Jay Chou can actually act! Wow..

Maybe I can start directing a movie called "printf("Secret")". Thanks Jay, for poisoning my mind with such ideal love story.

High tech joke

2007-09-02T00:06:00.000+08:00

Boy: I have an idea for a hollywood blockbuster.

Boy: A nun takes control of an enron-type company and uses her power of good to clean up evil corporates practices.

Boy: I call it "NUN OF YOUR BUSINESS".

Cow: I'd like to take this point in time to dissolve our friendship.

Boy: But is our nun a Dame Judi Dench or a Mo'nique.

(Mark Leikness, Cow and Boy) read