Buy something

Sms

Cw: U free today? I thought of asking u to teman me buy something. =]

Yw: Sorry, cannot eh. Work from at clinic from 1 to 9 everyday except Fri. Buy what? If condom, must buy yourself.

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Cw: If buy condom, I'll make u buy. Malu ler. Clinic got sell condom right? Haha

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B: I'm going to teach Travor (his dog) how to use Streamyx. Then he can surf 'Animal Planet'.

Cw: Animal porn.

Organically

Wk: B, your mom is a vegetarian right?

Cw: No ler, his mom eats fish. Just that she only takes organic food.

B: Yea, she's an 'organic-tarian'.
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Cw: There's actually organic chicken.

??: Yea, they feed the chicken with vegetable.
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NOTE: The timings of the posts here are inaccurate. But I'm too lazy to set it right.

Secret (Spoiler ahead)

printf("Secret");

While Kay was doing his C programming assignment, he accidentally wrote several lines of codes which can bring him back to two years in the past. He named the codes "Secret". He was brought back two years when he executed the code for the first time.

The first person he sees upon returning to the past will be his destiny. There, he saw Rain!


~ Scene 1 ~
Rain: What were those codes I saw you typing the other day?
Kay: Na shi... bu ke yi suo de mi mi. (That is... a secret which cannot be told.)

~ Scene 2 ~
Rain: You like doing programming with one hand, don't you?
Kay: So that my other hand will be free to hold yours.

~ Scene 3 ~
Kay: I'll write you codes on graduation.
Rain: =) Then it's a promise.
Kay: =)

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Darn it. I shall stop programming and start learning piano. Just in case.. if there's a girl who time travels looking for me.

Jay Chou can actually act! Wow..

Maybe I can start directing a movie called "printf("Secret")". Thanks Jay, for poisoning my mind with such ideal love story.

High tech joke

Boy: I have an idea for a hollywood blockbuster.

Boy: A nun takes control of an enron-type company and uses her power of good to clean up evil corporates practices.

Boy: I call it "NUN OF YOUR BUSINESS".

Cow: I'd like to take this point in time to dissolve our friendship.

Boy: But is our nun a Dame Judi Dench or a Mo'nique.

(Mark Leikness, Cow and Boy) read